Life as a Young Adult
So guys we have been kicking it for like a year right? I am comfortable with you guys so I am going to go ahead an tell the story and not be ashamed. I was hanging with some of my friends one Saturday night. I hadn’t really eaten anything all day (mistake #1). I knew I was going to be drinking that night so I want to say I tried to eat a few pieces of bread while walking out the door as my last attempt of putting something on my stomach….FAIL. I knew we were going to have margaritas but I am not a big margarita person.I guess that was neither here nor there seeing how the night turned out (my fav line again hehe). Now this is what should have made me slow my roll for the night: I was tasked with bringing a bottle (the medium sized one) of Tequila. But the catch is…its one bottle per batch of margaritas lol..yeah. I didn’t know that until I arrived. But I still took a cup so I got what was coming to me.
Mind you, my heavy drinking days have been over for a while now. I can handle wine, but give me more than 2 shots of anything and I am DONE..KAPUT…OUTIE 5000…MAN DOWN CODE 10 SITUATION.
Ok, back to my story. So I take a cup. Getting my sip on, enjoying the night. We played rock band (had an epiphany that I have a calling to play the drums…I shall save that for another blog though) and had some good laughs when whatdayaknow…someone realizes the first batch of margaritas is gone so we need to get ingredients for another batch. But at this time I was good. Not drunk or anything…fully aware of my surroundings and all that is going on. Holding conversations and the like. Round two comes around and I know that I need to slow my roll all the way down to barely hovering over “0.” The liquor finally hits me and I kindly take a seat and get in “chill mode.” Then all of a sudden my stomach did 2 back-flips, a somersault and a front handspring. I was like “oh hellll naw.” But I didn’t panic because a wise saying came to mind that put me right at ease… “this too shall pass” lol. So I mentally re-joined the room in which I was sitting. Partook in a few more convo’s when the acrobatics started again. A second quote came to mind which made me realize something needed to be done… “every action has a reaction” lol. So I kindly excused myself to the bathroom. Now I am in someones 2BR/2BA apt. Each bathroom is in each of the bedrooms. The girl’s b/f I was visiting was sleep in her bedroom. Now I knew what I was about to do in there and just had to take an L because he was about to find out in T-5 seconds.
I’m sure he either thought an automatic AK 47 was let off with a fresh round of bullets or someone had just lit a string of firecrackers in a trashcan because man oh man it wasn’t pretty. But I was quick enough for no one to suspect anything because I wasn’t gone that long and also because there was so much commotion the Cold War that had just taken place in the bathroom was unnoticed. I was rescued about 25minutes late by a friend who took me home. Now the home episode is a totally different story. I got home, put my pj’s on, got in the bed and went to sleep for about and hour when WHAM…everything hit me at once for a round two. I barely made it to the bathroom, but when I did I didn’t know what to do…sit?…hover?…sit?….hover?….AHHHHHHHH…TOO MUCH TO DO, SO MANY ORFICES, SO LITTLE TIME. Let me tell ya, boy was it a night to remember. Lets just say I received quite the detox that night. I tell you what though..I am about to bottle me up some Tequila and lable it as “Fast Action Detox” with the instructions of “take with no food and drink straight for 2 hours” and make a killing.
~SoSaditty~
LMAO! Not the “MAN DOWN, CODE 10″! LOL! LLLLMMMMAAAOO!! Now you are quoting scriptures to yourself! Yeah you were GONE!!!
Girl I thought this was about BARFIN, PUKIN, SPILLIN YO GUTS………..
but I had it twisted………. this is about SHARTIN, FARTIN, and other thangs!
Girl I can’t take it no mo’………. you have me rollin’! ORFICES…….I can’t take it!
GOOD STUFF!!!