5 Star Basic Barbie Chick
If I hear “I’m A Five Star Chick,” “You’re Basic,” ”I’m a Barbie” or “I’m a Bad B*tch” one more time…hand me a loaded gun please. I have realized, ESPECIALLY since my days on twitter, that there are sooooo many girls that try way to hard to please guys. I am amused at the antics girls go through to make other females seem “basic” while portraying themselves as “Five Star Chicks.” And what I have noticed is that most of the females who are self proclaimed barbies are usually hiding behind basic mentalities. Lately it seems as though the “hot trend” is to be this Trina/Nicki Minaj/Lola Luv “BAD B*TCH.” I don’t get it, and maybe it’s not for me to understand. Are guys really attracted to this type of stuff? In many cases, these girls do get the attention they seek. And there are plenty of guys who show these girls the attention they are after without even realizing it. Now I repeat, this could just be the way I am interpreting this ”trend.” If this is what the Woman of The New Decade is supposed to be like then I need to buy a dildo and head to the chapel so that we can profess our eternal love for each other.
I will say that part of the problem does have to be handed to guys. Guys constantly talk about how their girls shoe game has to be on lock, how she has to have a phat @ss, how she has to have a small waist, how her hair has to be done at all times….blaze` blaze`. So obviously when girls who are constantly seeking the attention of guys (and usually these are women with low self-esteem/self confidence) hear this, what happens…next thing you know they are dong 10,000,000 squats a day, crunches and situps until the sun comes up, spending their last dollar on the latest Forever 21 fashions, hitting the salon once a week, and going to the surgeon to get 4 ribs taken out so their waist looks smaller. CHILE PLESAE. I LOVE to work out, I can’t afford to get my hair done once a week (well, yeah I can but having the latest beehive is not on my priority list right now), I will never have a phat @ss (and don’t want one…I like being able to lay on my back with little discomfort lol…or none at all as some of you are saying right now…ya crazies lol), and if anything I need to eat more ribs not get any removed, so humgh.
I have noticed that girls check out other girls way more than dudes do. If a girl walks into a restaurant with a “Trina” type body, ALL heads will turn. Not just the males in the room. Females stare for the exact reason I explained before. This is what guys say they want, so that is what they will begin to envy and attempt to personally achieve. But at the end of the day trying to be a “Five Star Chick” isn’t in me. It’s not who I am, what I am, or anything that I aspire to be. I work hard, I make my own money, I love heels, I’m a girly girl, I’m corny, I’m silly, I dont’ buy new clothes every week, I don’t go to the salon every week..BUT THAT’S ME, take it or leave it. There is no way you will see a pic of me in some skimpy clothes ANYWHERE. I don’t like the attention stuff like that draws. Some girls bask in it, I don’t. Maybe all of this makes me “basic,” who knows. Rev Run posted a tweet the other day that read: “Girls want to look perfect for a bunch of guys…a woman wants to look beautiful for 1 man.” If any of you guys find my 1 man out there, tell him he can call 202- …lol..just playing…but no..SERIOUSLY 
~SoSaditty~
YYEEAAAHHHHH! A new post! Girl this sentence said it all, ” most of the females who are self proclaimed barbies are usually hiding behind basic mentalities. ” LOVES IT!! If that ain’t the damn truth. Girls are out here going broke tryin’ to prove to the next female, even more than they are the guy, that they are the
“BADDEST”! It’s all sad if you ask me. I don’t understand it. And much like yourself, I would rather be myself, flat ass and all………………..Well let me ponder on that! Hmmmm……..a sistah has thought about a few shots before. Shot, GOD knew what he was doing for me when he didn’t give me an ass. Cause I would be on someone’s pole as we speak , had he given me any! “Toss them dolla’s”! But naw, for real. I love myself just the way I am. And they can have that Barbie shit! PLASTIC MELTS!